My Name is Bean.

vincereauimori:

mrsmelchiorgabor:

the year is 2053. a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster.

some kids are actually gonna be like this you do realize that

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queerallman:

one time my girlfriend texted me this blurry picture of a thermometer and there was a second where i had a heart attack because i thought it was a pregnancy test but then i came to the realization that we’re lesbians

(via heroofwarpedtour)

letlove-bleedr3d:

threecheersforgayways:

thisemsurvival:

Nice legs, daisy dukes, makes a man go YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ive never hit reblog so fast

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catholicnun:

i want to talk to you but im ugly

(via constant-obscurity)

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confessionall:

confessionall:

update : the fly died rip mr. buzz

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siopold:

one of the most annoying things about me is that i constantly need to be reassured that you haven’t started hating me for some reason

(via constant-obscurity)

bird-on-a-leash:

paperwhale:

claydols:

your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.

I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.

(Source: basedgosh, via constant-obscurity)

My Drunk Kitchen: Pizza John (x)

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